- Gretchen Wilson- "Here For The Party"
(Kenny Alphin, John D. Rich and Gretchen Wilson)
Well, I'm an eight-ball-shooting, double-fisted, drinking son of a gun.
I wear my jeans a little tight just to watch the little boys come undone.
I'm here for the beer and the ball-busting band,
Gonna get a little crazy just because I can.
You know I'm here for the party,
And I ain't leavin' till they throw me out.
Gonna have a little fun, gonna get me some.
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party.
I may not be a ten but the boys say I clean up good.
And if I gave 'em half a chance for some rowdy romance, you know they would.
I've been waiting all week just to have a good time,
So bring on them cowboys an' their pick up lines.
You know I'm here for the party,
And I ain't leavin till they throw me out.
Gonna have a little fun, gonna get me some.
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party.
Don't want no purple Hooter-Shooter, just some Jack on the rocks.
Don't mind me if I start that trashy talk.
You know I'm here for the party,
And I ain't leavin till they throw me out.
Gonna have a little fun, gonna get me some.
I'm here, I, I,
You know I'm here for the party,
And I ain't leavin till they throw me out.
Gonna have a little fun, gonna get me some.
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party.
I'm here for the party.
I'm here for the party.
Just try to throw me out.
I'm here for the party.
Just try to throw me out.
I'm here for the party, yeah
- Gretchen Wilson- "When I Think About Cheatin'"
I've never done anything that would ever bring a tear to your eye.
I've never crossed the line or needed an alibi to cover up a lie.
But darlin', I'll admit, there've been times when I could have:
The thing that kept me strong is the one thing that is always on my mind.
When I think about cheatin',
I just think about you leavin',
And how my world would fall to pieces,
If I tossed your love away.
Even when I'm tempted by some stranger,
Oh, there's never any danger;
I just think about you leavin',
When I think about cheatin'.
There was a time in Abilene when he said all the things I wanted to hear.
It was hard to turn him down between the champagne and the sound of whispers in my ear.
But it just took one two-step with someone and I was missing you.
He never had a chance, 'cause I broke up the dance before the song was through.
When I think about cheatin',
I just think about you leavin',
And how my world would fall to pieces,
If I tossed your love away.
Even when I'm tempted by some stranger,
Oh, there's never any danger;
I just think about you leavin',
When I think about cheatin'.
And when I'm tempted by some stranger,
Oh, there's never any danger;
I just think about you leavin',
When I think about cheatin'.
- Gretchen Wilson - "All Jacked Up"
Hey yeah!
Well, five of the PM rolls around,
There's a little ol' joint outside of town.
I only got time for a couple of beers,
An' a jukebox song ringin' in my ear.
The next thing you know, the bartenders pourin':
Shots are flowing; got me stoned, man.
All I really know is that I should be goin',
But I'm soakin' up the moment.
I'm all jacked up, all jacked up.
Don't believe I've ever had this much.
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up,
Time sure flies when you get jacked up.
It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock,
What the hell, I'll have one more shot.
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar:
I guess I mighta, musta gone a little too far.
'Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue:
Ten foot two with a bad attitude.
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth:
I guess I had it comin', I deserved the due.
'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up.
Don't believe I've ever had this much.
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up,
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up.
"Don't have to go home but you can't stay here."
That's what they said when I got my last beer.
Oh, my God, it's two o'clock:
I can't find my keys and my truck's locked.
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window,
Hurt my elbow, got me in though.
Two foot later, backed into the light pole:
All the town folk got a good show.
All jacked up, all jacked up.
Don't believe I've ever had this much.
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up,
Don't drive your truck when your all jacked up.
Jacked up!
(All jacked up.)
(All jacked up.)
Wooo oooh!!
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up,
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up.
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up,
Don't drive your car;
Don't start no stuff in no bar;
Hell, I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are,
When your all jacked up!
(All jacked up.)
All jacked up.
(All jacked up.)
All jacked up.
(All jacked up.)
All jacked up.
(All jacked up.)
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah:
Yeah!
- Gretchen Wilson - "Homewrecker"
(Rivers Rutherford, George Teren and Gretchen Wilson)
Well, you're a real hot cookie with a new hair-do,
Your high heeled boots and your credit card.
Long legs and a mini skirt,
Yeah you know what works and you work it hard.
You smile like such a lady, innocent and sweet.
You drive the men folk crazy but any girl can see,
You're just a homewrecker,
I know what you're doin'.
You think you're gonna ruin,
What I got but you're not.
Yeah, you little go-getter
I'll teach you a lesson,
If you get to messin' with my man,
You don't stand a chance.
No, you're just a homewrecker.
I'm sure you waited for a long, long time,
To find a man like mine but honey you're too late.
So before you go and make your move
Maybe me and you should get a few things straight.
There's two ways we can do this, I'll let you decide.
You can take it somewhere else or we can take it outside.
You little homewrecker,
I know what you're doin'.
You think you're gonna ruin,
What I got but you're not.
Yeah, you little go-getter
I'll teach you a lesson,
If you get to messin' with my man,
You don't stand a chance.
No, you're just a homewrecker.
Now, honey, I'm a Christian,
But if you keep it up,
I'm gonna go to kickin' your pretty little butt.
Is that clear enough?
Yeah, you little homewrecker,
I know what you're doin'.
You think you're gonna ruin,
What I got but you're not.
Yeah, you little go-getter
I'll teach you a lesson,
If you get to messin' with my man,
You don't stand a chance.
No, you're just a homewrecker.
Yeah, you're just a homewrecker.
Homewrecker.
