- Trent Willmon - "Beer Man"
(Casey Beathard & Trent Willmon)
Spent the night with Jim Beam and Johnny Walker Red,
Woke up with a freight train runnin' through my head,
I'm a beer man.
Bobby's more the wine kind; Donny does his shots;
Sammy sips martinis, Willy smokes pot,
But I'm a beer man.
I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb,
But my open mind winds up closed again.
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans.
Simple, maybe, but that's who I am:
Hey, I'm just a beer man.
Take your caviar and that fish that ain't cooked:
Take it off a cracker and throw it on a hook:
I'm a beer man.
Lord, and if I was a rich man, tell you what I'd do.
I'd be the same old, plain old guy you always knew:
Just a beer man.
Yeah, I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb,
But my open mind winds up closed again.
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans.
Call me simple but that's who I am:
Hey, I'm just a beer man.
Yeah, I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb,
My open mind winds up closed again.
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans.
Call me simple but I can't change who I am:
Yeah, oh, I'm just a beer man.
Yeah, I'm a beer man.
Yeah, I'm a beer man, yes I am.
- Trent Willmon - "Dixie Rose Deluxe"
(Trent Michael Heeny and Trent Willmon)
There ain't a four-lane road within twenty-seven miles of here.
This town ain't got a Walmart an' never, ever will.
There's a church an' a fillin' station, where you get your gas.
Then there's Dixie Rose Deluxe's,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Laundromat.
Well, I stop by Dixie's half-a-dozen times a day.
I ain't there for super-duper deals or the famous fried steak.
Dixie's daughter's hotter than a hound on a fresh 'coon track.
Down at Dixie Rose Deluxe's,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Laundromat.
Yeah, I got four of everything in there,
Much o' the stuff that I can't use.
Hundred cans of Skoal on my dashboard,
An' I don't even chew.
Yeah, I'm there when they open,
An' I'm there when they close.
Standin' at the check-out line,
Just checkin' out Becky-Jo,
Down at Dixie Rose Deluxe's,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Laundromat.
She wears a nothin'-to-hide sundress that'll make you melt.
Makes a country boy think she got eyes for nobody else.
Yeah, truth is, she's got us lined up here out the back,
Of ol' Dixie Rose Deluxe's,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Laundromat.
Boss shouts out: "Where you goin'?"
I tell him I'll be right back.
I just remembered I need a dozen eggs,
An' an '87 Cadillac.
Some question my persistence;
Ah, some my sanity.
But, y'all, I ain't quittin' till that gal is,
Crazy over me,
Down there at Dixie Rose Deluxe's,
Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car,
Beer, Bait, Barbecue, Barber Shop, Tractor Parts,
Eight-Tracks, Trampolines, Trucks Rental, Groceries,
Video, Post Office, Taxidermy, Laundromat.
